Knee High

Chorus:

If the corn’s knee high by the 4 th of July

We’ll be sitting pretty when it’s harvest time

If the corn’s knee high by the 4 th of July

We’ll be sittin pretty high

Park your truck on the farm road so no one will see

You gotta know Moe is done spraying for weeds

Go 33 rows east and 10 paces north

You better write this down, son you’ll forget for sure

We go out at night as to not disturb them

What the farmers don’t know wont hurt ‘em

Chorus

Spread your crops out those choppers got eyes

Try not to visit ‘less it gets real dry

Miracle Grow, a can of beer for the snails

Don’t bend the corn, son. Don’t leave a trail

By Halloween there’s a skunk in every barn

Where I grew up this is how we farm

My cell phone was buzzin

My heart started pumpin

I had Squirrel on the line

Screaming out his mind

Sayin, the combines are coming! The combines are coming!

We’ll be gettin’ real high

Chorus