Chorus:
If the corn’s knee high by the 4 th of July
We’ll be sitting pretty when it’s harvest time
If the corn’s knee high by the 4 th of July
We’ll be sittin pretty high
Park your truck on the farm road so no one will see
You gotta know Moe is done spraying for weeds
Go 33 rows east and 10 paces north
You better write this down, son you’ll forget for sure
We go out at night as to not disturb them
What the farmers don’t know wont hurt ‘em
Chorus
Spread your crops out those choppers got eyes
Try not to visit ‘less it gets real dry
Miracle Grow, a can of beer for the snails
Don’t bend the corn, son. Don’t leave a trail
By Halloween there’s a skunk in every barn
Where I grew up this is how we farm
My cell phone was buzzin
My heart started pumpin
I had Squirrel on the line
Screaming out his mind
Sayin, the combines are coming! The combines are coming!
We’ll be gettin’ real high
Chorus
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