Steve, he was my best friend, or a guy I went to school with.
Yeah it’s hard to know the difference when you’re running and you’re young
Yeah Steve and I we spent some time back when we was dumb
The day I met Her, Steve became a third wheel.
Her and I, we fell in love fast, tripping though the tall grass
And, Steve he tagged along and it seemed to kinda fit, yeah every couple superheroes deserves a
sidekick we ran off to Texas like 3 Musketeers
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Well, if I get back to Texas, I’ll look you up first thing. But don’t you hold your breath it’s way too hot
down there for me
I’ll head on back North, where I’ll have them all believe That none of this is my fault, I’ll blame it all on
Her and Steve
Whoa, then I took to gamblin chasing down the big win
I left her home with Steve, figured she was in good hands
Well that turned out to be a little truer than I’d planned
I couldn’t see the cards, they were coming up betrayal
I came home early one night to surprise her with a good time
They had made the blanket monster and it was easy to see
That one of them looked like her and the other looked like Steve
I walked in on a 2 for 1 broken heart sale
So, the night before I left them I did some breakin n enterin.
I stashed all the stolen loot in the back of Steven’s truck
An anonymous tip? The police couldn’t believe their luck Now they’re taking Her and Steve in for
questioning
The evidence was crystal clear. And that good ol’ boy judge didn’t want to hear
All these crazy stories about this alleged Uncle Ben
Who they was claimin’ was framing them in the name of revenge
The judge ‘bout threw out his arm throwing the book at them
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