Her and Steve

Steve, he was my best friend, or a guy I went to school with.

Yeah it’s hard to know the difference when you’re running and you’re young

Yeah Steve and I we spent some time back when we was dumb

The day I met Her, Steve became a third wheel.

Her and I, we fell in love fast, tripping though the tall grass

And, Steve he tagged along and it seemed to kinda fit, yeah every couple superheroes deserves a

sidekick we ran off to Texas like 3 Musketeers

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Well, if I get back to Texas, I’ll look you up first thing. But don’t you hold your breath it’s way too hot

down there for me

I’ll head on back North, where I’ll have them all believe That none of this is my fault, I’ll blame it all on

Her and Steve

Whoa, then I took to gamblin chasing down the big win

I left her home with Steve, figured she was in good hands

Well that turned out to be a little truer than I’d planned

I couldn’t see the cards, they were coming up betrayal

I came home early one night to surprise her with a good time

They had made the blanket monster and it was easy to see

That one of them looked like her and the other looked like Steve

I walked in on a 2 for 1 broken heart sale

So, the night before I left them I did some breakin n enterin.

I stashed all the stolen loot in the back of Steven’s truck

An anonymous tip? The police couldn’t believe their luck Now they’re taking Her and Steve in for

questioning

The evidence was crystal clear. And that good ol’ boy judge didn’t want to hear

All these crazy stories about this alleged Uncle Ben

Who they was claimin’ was framing them in the name of revenge

The judge ‘bout threw out his arm throwing the book at them